EXTREMELY IMPORTANT INTERNATIONAL POP SIBLING DUO

BIG SIS pink jumper
$65.00

our most profound lyrics are on the back of this one. you can hear them in our pièce de résistance “Fully Rehearsed” 

MY OTHER BUTT IS BIGGER BOOTY SHORTS
$40.00

**THESE SHORTS RUN SMALL**

(Babie fits the XL and she is 5’11” with 41” hip measurement, size 29 / 6 in pants)

You wear these when you want everyone who’s looking at ur sweet ass to know that your OTHER ass is actually ever sweeter than the one they’re currently scoping.

THE DRUGS ARE WORKING tank
$50.00

slap this ol rag on your tiddies and you’re guaranteed to pull the nearest 70 y/o billionaire

USB - BIG SIS DISCOGRAPHY
$60.00

BIG SIS entire discography here on this USB. You can own every song we ever made and plug them in to DJ your stupid little party. WAV files.

BIG SIS BANDANA
$20.00

Silky soft sweet n supple - it’s got beetles and diamonds and shit on it. Very cool.

I TOOK THE DRUGS HAT - Blaze Orange
$33.33

NO ONE will shoot you in the woods if you’re wearing this bad boy

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